I Am a Giraffe

I am a giraffe.

I bet due to the length

of my magnificently tall neck

you will assume this poem

will be of length too.

But you are wrong, fool,

because I am a giraffe

and giraffe’s don’t like writing poems.

Now sod off

and stop expecting so much

from an animal like I.

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