The Tale of Butter Bean.

There was a little Butter Bean,

a boy of paunch and of tight jeans.

He was round and large, with little legs,

with little arms, like garden pegs.

He had ginger hair, just like a bean

and was full of lard under tight jeans.

One day he fell upon a pin

and out burst lard that filled four bins.

That lard was used to make more cakes

that Butter Bean would have ate;

but alas he couldn’t, he was dead

after too much chocolate, crisps and bread.

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