Edna was a child with metabolism poor,
it made it hard for her to fit through doors.
The children at school pointed and laughed
for their size to her was about half.
It was indeed proof of the child being cruel
because Hell to poor Edna was being at school.
Edna’s sister was blonde and slim
with taut muscles and little fat in her limbs.
Sadly for her Edna’s cravings were ravenous
and what happened next was indeed scandalous.
Edna tied her sister up like a pig on a spit
and watched with glee as the fire was lit.
She gobbled her up without thought of sisterly love
but complained bitterly that their wasnt enough.
Greed came back to haunt the still hungry Edna
in the style of her nibbled and dead sister Brenda.
“You ate me for lunch! You’re own darling sister!
Did you not even think of how much you would miss her?
Inside here I’m not shouting for fun
now let me out, my life had barely begun!”
These words Edna heard from deep inside
and in one belch out her sister did glide.
Brenda came out all gooey from bile
but she smiled gratefully all the while.
It was clear to the rather relieved Brenda
that she was lucky her sister did not use a blender.
Edna then promised to change her diet.
Humans on the menu, you shouldn’t try it.